Friday, September 05, 2003

Got Life insurance? Health insurance? Collision & liability insurance for your vehicles? Homeowners insurance?
David Lee Roth suppossedly got paternity insurance in the 80's. Jennifer Lopex reportedly got ass insurance in the 90's.
You can get all kinds of insurance on all manner of things if you're willing to find the right company & dish out the right price.

However, ve are here to tell you about some insurance dat is absolutely critical to ze zugzezvul operation ov the nation. Vithout it the very lives of your fearless & trusted leaders vould be jeopardized. Dis insurance is therefore critical to the populace & you vill like it or be deemed a traitor & punished accordingly.

Tyrant insurance.

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