Thursday, March 27, 2003

An ex-con in SC has learned a valuable lesson: only break into a little old lady's house if she's just remodeled!

To give away the punchline, "I would have used a shotgun, but I had just had new countertops done and I didn't want to tear up the kitchen."

Being from the south I can verify that this mindest is not uncommon.

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